DOMINO'S PIZZA + OUTER SPACE
DOMINO'S PIZZA + VIRTUAL REALITY
***Please visit this VIRTUAL REALITY PIZZA SIMULATOR, which is kind of an updated version of this (and amazing):
DOMINO'S PIZZA + SEX
So, there was this video that was a big deal for a lot of people, where two Domino's employees stick cheese up there nose and cum all over your pizza or something. They got fired and went to jail!
The woman in the video, Kristy Hammonds, is also a REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.
There's also some dweebs who find sexual subliminal messages in Domino's packaging and commercials.
DOMINO'S PIZZA + MARRIAGE
Oh god nooo. It's real.
DOMINO'S + RATS
According to Muppet Wiki, the "Bad Andy" campaign didn't last long.
"Bad Andy, a brown critter who looked like a cross between a monkey and a rat ('He wasn’t really meant to be anything specific,' McIntyre says. 'He was undefined even for us.') was shown to live in the back of a Domino’s Pizza store, and his voracious appetite muddled up the store’s operations. Despite the comic possibilities, the ads did little to highlight the quality of Domino’s pizza or service, and Bad Andy’s cavorting was more irritating that endearing. Besides, the notion of a squirrel-like animal being holed up in the back of a pizza joint was unappetizing to say the least."
-Marketing consultant Elizabeth Goodgold
DOMINO'S + DANCING
The list of Domino's +++ goes on, so I'll leave you with this and let you figure the rest out for yourself.
BYE!
