NEW LEAGUE

Does anyone want to join my league of people who stay up too late and meet somewhere to hang out for no reason? We will be like teenagers or those boys from Stand By Me. This is very important. Summer is like our lives and it won't be here forever.

little lights in the sky

BURNING BABY

"The fires not real and the baby was crying beacause it had no comfort. Now you can stop crying. If your mad at me because its not real then just imagine a burning baby in your head."

FULL MOON

Stayed up all night, decided to avoid sleeping altogether, washed hair, biked to High Park, heard the sound of either a coyote or a peacock, ate breakfast ($5 incl. coffee) at the Grenadier while weeds were being whacked, biked along the lake, Sunnyside pool is finally full of water, finally got to sleep.

Dan and I were talking about synchronicities and psychic phenomenon. Dan saw an imaginary kitten and it just so happens that there was a completely real kitten in the same room, only on a different day. I was at work thinking it had been a long time since I've had to make some kind of fancy cocktail from the olden times. Something like a Gimlet. I thought about it for a while: a Gimlet is vodka or gin with lime cordial on ice. Of course, someone comes into the bar and orders, not one, but two Gimlets. Let me make this clear: no one has ever ordered a Gimlet from me. Then Dan and I are talking about how movies from the 80's are just exactly like the ways that we want to live. We say that John Hughes really fucked with the minds of our generation. Right as we are saying this: JOHN HUGHES DIES. 

There are swing dancers in the park every Thursday night. You can't see them, because it's unnaturally dark on Thursdays also, but they bring a radio and you can hear their shoes on the gazebo. You can see them sometimes in the flash of a camera, or by the light of the moon.

I made this a while ago

NIGHT BIRD AT DUNDAS AND OSSINGTON

If you try to google “night bird at Dundas and Ossington,” you don’t get any real answers. There’s a night bird outside the window. I swear to god, it’s just one bird. I can hear it’s creepy squeak while it circles the corner. The scary sound gets closer and further away and then closer again. Every goddamn 2 or 3 seconds, I swear. I’ve counted. It’s about 4 am, I am out on the corner and I look up and it’s sound is everywhere. The whole night is dedicated only to it’s shrill cry and some taxis that drive around desperately. I saw it once tonight. It looks small like a bat but it’s white as lightening, and then it’s gone. I swear to you: there's only one up there, shreeking for some unknown and potentially frightening reason. Perhaps it's lost or lonely. I am eating a taquito and wearing loafers on earth, and it is circling the night sky, hopelessly crying out.

Girl who refused to dance with me - m4w - 44 (Blue Suede Sue's)

Hi Anonymous, saw you standing with the stairs adjacent to main dance floor of blue Suede Sue's on Aug1. Your were enjoying by yourself. I offered you to dance with me but you refused (very sad for me). Later I felt very Jealous when saw you attracted to a white male of pretty old age. You look like from south east Asia or Trinidad or Guyanese or other Caribbean country. You were wearing a black frock. I wanna see and make you my little tinny and fun loving friend.. 

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INAUGURAL CEREMONIES

I performed four different ceremonies at Extermination Music Night on July 17.