-Today I was walking home and there was an old man on his porch. I swear he whispered "moonlight" as I walked past. Maybe it wasn't moonlight, but he definitely whispered, and his voice was INTENSE like scary.
-A man accidentally threw up on the sidewalk. I saw him and he saw me seeing him and said "HI."
-I live beside the railroad tracks and happened to see a hobo out there waiting for the train to come in. He was drinking an old bottle of listerine or electric soup and he was also wearing a jacket that said (in big shiny letters) SHINING TIME STATION on the back. I'm serious here.
