Dimitri: Sorry for ignoring you for an entire month. You're a little creepy, though.
Ian: Sorry for every argument. I love ya.
Kevin: Sorry for making out with you that one time. It didn't seem to make things all that awkward, though.
Ben: Sorry for almost making you lose your job. You're too hot though, it's really hard to resist.
Justin: I'm sorry that I don't like you the way you like me. You are wonderful.
Dave: I'm sorry for stealing weed, cigarettes, and at least $100 from you. I'm also sorry for stealing $20 of that in front of your friends... you looked really dumb. Oh, I'm also sorry for stealing your sweater. I really like it though so I think I'll keep it. Besides, you haven't called me about it or anything.
Sam: I'm sorry for stealing that $40 from your wallet while you were sleeping. Sorry for not paying that waiter who I know was a friend of yours, but it was so damn easy just to walk out of that bar. So I guess I'm sorry for stealing that pint. Sorry for stealing that pack of cigarettes from your roommate, too. I imagine he wasn't too thrilled about that.
